rules:

1 only use weapons you can actually get ie a shotgun from a gunstore is ok an m16 is not unless you live near a military base
2 you have to have enough food water etc to survive
3 BE REALISTIC

without further ado heres my zombie plan:
1st month:
blow up the stairs with TNT that I made (homemade TNT that I already have many recipes for) then block off whats left of the stairs live for 1-2 months in 2nd floor also if they break in most of the food is in the attic and I ould just go up there and put some furniture on the hatch and since the ladder retracts when the atic closes nothing can get in (weapons= shotgun w ammo beretta m9 w ammo sig sauer w ammo)

2-8 th month find food weapons and survivors and go to a large theater or bar or something

eventually Ill move to either alaska or a secluded Island where me and the survivors can grow food (cause zombies cant swim or be in extreme cold)

Zombies can't survive in the extreme cold?

FORCE FIELD OF ZERO KELVINS AROUND MY PARTY OF SURVIVORS.


And then we move to Alaska or some island on the equator.



~A~

no not supenatural, a virus that keeps the brain active long after death (but it can only do simple functions mainly eat) and thankfully zombies cant reproduce

also by theory of evolution zombies can evolve to be able to use weapons and replace us as the dominant race (but since they cant reproduce theyll just starve off while humanity repopulates in secluded areas lke alaska

a great safehouse is a skyscraper since zombies cant climb

watch: resident evil (all 5), 28 days later, 28 weeks later
play :resident evil (all 4)

read: the zombie survival guide

then youll know the type of zombie im talking about

the virus stimulates the brain by replacing neurons however the reincarnated person is very limited mentally and physically

if bitten scratched or if zombie fluids (usually blood) get into an open wound you get the zombie virus

if bitten it depends on where youre bitten (the neck is almost instantanious while the arm might take 20-23 hours to kill you) but if its the arm at first youll feel an extreme burning in the infected area, then within the first hour youll start vomiting blood (yeah gross i know), then within the 4th hour youll begin expiriencing extreme pain all over the body and dementia, finally hour 7 youl expirience paralasys (partial), hour 20 is when you fall into a coma, hour 21 is when your heart stops, hour 22-27 is reincarnation

Uh...
Yeah.
I'll stick with Operation Kelvin.

And Wally's idea sounds good.

~A~

freezing zombies kills them and zero kelvin would kill them instantly

the scary part is a virus like this actually exists (it only infects rats though) I read some freaky article about some virus/bacteria/parasite/thing that infects rats's brains and for some reason can only reproduce inside a cats intestine so it controls the mouse to get eaten and then it infects other mice (thats messed up) so all it takes is for the virus to mutate (its possible I mean look at bird flu) or for some goverment to make expiriments with this stuff (forced mutation) and then have some accident happen

so yeah probably a bacteria with parasitic qualities then

Are we seriously discussing this?



I mean, it's zombies people.


~A~

I wonder if you got dis from the signature I created whenever the last time I got on here was...

I'll only last 2-3 months anyway. Probably because I'm the dude who runs towards the zombies thinking that he's Master Chief or something.