Official Artemis Fowl Topic

Mysterious Figure Posts : 8336

Referring to what?

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The Cold Mage Posts : 5869

Abbot.

He was in the time portal.

~A~

Mysterious Figure Posts : 8336

And he stayed there?

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The Cold Mage Posts : 5869

No, he was in.... Qwan's assistant's body...

But now he's in a guinea pig.

~A~

Mysterious Figure Posts : 8336

Oh, that's right. Well, he won't be causing any more damage.

Did you know they're continuing the graphic novels? The Arctic Incident has been made into one.

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The Cold Mage Posts : 5869

O_O

LOL WHAAAAT?

-Runs to Barnes & Nobles-

~A~

Mysterious Figure Posts : 8336

Yep yep. Opal looks awful, and so does Cudgeon. No surprise for the latter, though.

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The Cold Mage Posts : 5869

...

Ah, quite.

It's to be expected.

Foaly is as ugly as ever?

Mysterious Figure Posts : 8336

Yep. Blue beard, blue body, rumpled lab coat/shirt/thing, yellowed buckteeth.

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The Cold Mage Posts : 5869

*Sighs*

Kill the artist, please.

~A~

Mysterious Figure Posts : 8336

Or just threaten the artist severely... I'm sure that'd work too.

I wonder what they'll make Spiro look like.

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The Cold Mage Posts : 5869

O_O

*Coughs up blood*

~A~

Mysterious Figure Posts : 8336

They're not really sticking to their descriptions in the books... they make Artemis with brown eyes, Holly with pale skin, and of course there's Foaly...

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The Cold Mage Posts : 5869

*Eye roll*

I know.

Same thing in the Alex Rider series.

~A~

Iron Tribe Plague Posts : 144

I haven't read any of the Alex Rider graphic novels. In the movie though, he doesn't look like how the author describes him.

The Cold Mage Posts : 5869

Yep, yep.

So, anyways, back to Artemis....

~A~

Mysterious Figure Posts : 8336

Almost disgusting, how nothing is ever the same in any other format besides the original book...

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The Cold Mage Posts : 5869

I killed the artist.

~A~

Mysterious Figure Posts : 8336

I assume you mean the artist for the Artemis Fowl books, because there's plenty of artists who run wild with "artistic license".

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The Cold Mage Posts : 5869

>.>;

Well, I didn't say I just killed ONE artist, now did I?

Anywho, Arty hasn't killed anyone in a while.

=/

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Relict Antihero Posts : 206

No, but you told W that you killed "the artist". Who ever heard of "the artist" meaning "artists"?

And a lack of death is disappointing, I'm sure.

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The Cold Mage Posts : 5869

Okay, you got me.

*Drags body into closet and locks door*

>.>;

~A~

Mysterious Figure Posts : 8336

Back on topic, imagine what they'll make No.1 look like.

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The Cold Mage Posts : 5869

Oh my.

Run.

Run for your life.

~A~

Mysterious Figure Posts : 8336

*disappears into a revolving purple trapezoid*

At this rate, I'm going to have to stop even looking at the graphic novels.

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Head Librarian & Game Master Posts : 3659

I don't know if I'm stating the obvios, but have any of you noticed that if you say "No.1" aloud, if sounds like "No one"?

Mysterious Figure Posts : 8336

Only if you speak the abbreviation... it's short for Number One, of course.

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The Cold Mage Posts : 5869

xD

Nice Spectral.

Nice.

~A~

Mysterious Figure Posts : 8336

It's true that No.1 is a nobody, though.

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The Cold Mage Posts : 5869

That's for sure.

~A~

Mysterious Figure Posts : 8336

They pretty much cut him out in the sixth book, after all. He was only important for opening a portal, I think.

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The Cold Mage Posts : 5869

xD

And responsible for showing us what type of Boxers Arty wears.

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Mysterious Figure Posts : 8336

... which I really didn't need to know.

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The Cold Mage Posts : 5869

Nor did I.

But we learned it all the same.

-_-

~A~

Mysterious Figure Posts : 8336

If they decide to start cutting some more unimportant parts out of the graphic novels, I hope that's one of them. It's bad enough to just read it.

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The Cold Mage Posts : 5869

XD

Are you kidding me?

That would be awesome to see him say, "HARK".

~A~

Mysterious Figure Posts : 8336

Eh, well, maybe. Huh?

That's only if they get that far with the graphic novels.

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The Cold Mage Posts : 5869

They will.

~A~

Mysterious Figure Posts : 8336

I assume so.

Other than that, there doesn't seem to be much going on for the series right now...

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The Cold Mage Posts : 5869

Aye, that's a shame...

~A~

Head Librarian & Game Master Posts : 3659

Actually, imp names are diverged from a letter, a second letter, and a number. For example, Nb. 8 could be a name. If imp names were simply No. #, then No. 1 would be far down the line, more like No. 9001.

Off Topic: It's over 9000!

The Cold Mage Posts : 5869

Off topic: ... -Shanks you with Butterfly knife-

On topic:

Oh, really?

That's cool.

Where's it say?

~A~

Head Librarian & Game Master Posts : 3659

...THE BOOK.

Wow, you people fail. Out of all of you, I know the most about Artemis Fowl?

The Cold Mage Posts : 5869

XD

Nein, nein!

I don't remember it saying that.

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Mysterious Figure Posts : 8336

Nor do I. Can you refer me to a page number or something?

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Head Librarian & Game Master Posts : 3659

First chapter narrated by No. 1. Besides, the others names follow the same pattern. i can do some research, but... maybe I'm imagining things?

The Cold Mage Posts : 5869

Ah, probably.

~A~

Mysterious Figure Posts : 8336

I can't look it up right now, but I will when I can. Though you may be imagining things anyway.

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The Cold Mage Posts : 5869

XD

He probably is.

~A~

Mysterious Figure Posts : 8336

Speaking of Spectral, and this following message addressed to him: what do you think of the new covers for the books? (Assuming that I remember your response to that question properly, AF.)

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